Someplace in Bradley Cooper’s $13.5 million West Village townhouse is a tragic drawer filled with crumpled-up acceptance speeches that he’s by no means gotten to ship.
Discover them and also you’ll see how the actor would’ve gotten all choked up in 2019 as he stated that Woman Gaga modified his life endlessly whereas filming “A Star Is Born,” or that he deliberate to grip his statuette with machismo delight in 2015 and declare “American Sniper” director Clint Eastwood his rock.
However we’ve by no means had the pleasure of witnessing such moments.
Regardless of a mountain of acclaim, Cooper, 47, has not but had the chance to “thank the academy” or the Hollywood International Press Affiliation, which kind of placed on the 2022 Golden Globe Awards on Sunday. The proficient actor is popping into considered one of awards seasons’ greatest perpetual losers.
Over his profession, he’s been nominated for 3 Globes for performing (“Silver Linings Playbook,” “American Hustle,” “A Star Is Born”) and one for steering “A Star Is Born.” Misplaced ’em all.
On the Oscars, he’s snagged 4 performing nods (“Silver Linings Playbook,” “American Hustle,” “American Sniper, “A Star Is Born”) and one for the tailored screenplay of “A Star Is Born.” Nada.
And his private failure has contaminated his tasks, too. None of the nominated greatest image contenders he’s been part of (“American Sniper,” “A Star Is Born,” “Joker”) took house the highest Oscar or Globe.
Even worse, this 12 months the Globes — which, regardless of their controversies, have turn into an honest prognosticator for the Oscars — snubbed Cooper solely.
Maybe it’s as a result of the man generally is a jackass in interviews, or that his golden boy picture was obliterated throughout press for “A Star Is Born,” when he grew a beard and cranked up his Hollywood pretentiousness to Joaquin Phoenix-on-David Letterman ranges. However he's undeniably very proficient.
Most anticipated he’d handle to make it into at the least one Globes class this 12 months for considered one of his two extensively adored performances: because the main man in Oscar-winning director Guillermo del Toro’s “Nightmare Alley” and a brief however memorable supporting flip as Jon Peters in “Licorice Pizza,” which was nominated for a slew of different prizes.
“Nightmare Alley,” a fascinating noir thriller that’s set in a sinister circus, is considerably divisive, although most agree that Cooper is phenomenal in it and is giving a really awards-y efficiency.
His unhinged portrayal of Barbra Streisand’s ex Jon Peters in “Licorice Pizza” is amusing riot.
He’s actually manner higher than Kate Hudson was final 12 months in that piece of rubbish “Music” — and he or she received a Globes nomination.
However no cube for Cooper.
How the hell can this man catch a break? In Hollywood, streaks good and unhealthy have a tendency to stay for a very long time. Glenn Shut has been nominated for eight Oscars and has by no means received. When Olivia Colman triumphed over Shut’s beautiful portrayal of a partner with a secret in “The Spouse,” the general feeling was that her greatest tactic going ahead could be to poison her opponents.
The late legend Peter O’Toole was additionally nominated eight instances for an Oscar and by no means received.
Frances McDormand, Meryl Streep and Gary Oldman, however, may snag a Golden Globe or Oscar for a TikTok of them ordering a chalupa at Taco Bell.
Cooper, I’m afraid, might be destined to stay within the flop camp for all eternity. Although, as any Cubs fan is aware of, the unattainable can occur. It simply would possibly take 108 years.
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