Jennifer Lopez is about to play a "lonely" world famous person in "Marry Me."
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She’s the ‘Marry’-ing sort
Ben Affleck’s temp woman buddy has a new rom-com. “Marry Me.” Nice thought. Who can do that higher than a serial bride who’s achieved this actual deal — plus rehearsals — so usually that a gynecologist’s on velocity dial.
For this shtick she plucks one other husband, a complete stranger, from the viewers. Appears so thrilling that no want for anybody to placed on a dusty Charlie Chan DVD.
Lopez: “I play a world famous person. Robust, assured businesswoman. But additionally a daily particular person.” (No retoucher, no stylist, no hairdresser, no assistant, no supervisor, no live-in p.r. group.) “However she’s additionally only a lady who will get lonely.” (Cue “Dwelling on the Vary.”) “A lot that I might perceive like no person else might. Was like baring my soul.” (And what was baring that soul like with husbands Ojani Noa, Cris Judd, Marc Anthony?)
The quickly Miss. Lopez: “She picks somebody within the viewers to marry. After which her life utterly modifications. That occurs once you’re with somebody who sees you as you actually are.” (As she was with Alex Rodriguez, David Cruz, Tommy Mottola, Casper Good, Wesley Snipes, and so forth.) “She then realizes she’s truly the love of her life.” (This took no audition.) “And that’s been her downside since everybody desires a easy life to be joyful and discover love.” (Cue “There’s No Enterprise Like Present Enterprise.”)
Whereas we bear up till it begins subsequent month, she’ll be repeating how joyful her youngsters are actually enjoying with Affleck’s youngsters that they’re simply now one massive joyful household. Simply as she’d advised Alex Rodriguez how joyful her youngsters are enjoying along with his youngsters that they’re simply now one massive joyful household.
(Cue “I’ll Be Loving You All the time.”)
Later, gator
Trump lastly realized DeSantis is DeKiller. A menace to GOP dominance. DJT is thus having pitchforks go after this Florida Frankenstein.
Recap: Donald backed undistinguished Florida Rep. Ron DeSantis for governor. DeSantis admits with out Trump his skinny win won't have been. With Biden dribbling, Kamala drooping, Dems want newies. But it surely’s late. Different potential candidates will defer to Donald, besides DeSantis whose black coronary heart beats for the White Home and is elevating main cash.
As somebody hath saith even earlier than me: To be or to not be an ingrate.
Vaxx ’n’ loosen up
Medical doctors at Northwell say anti-vaxxers within the ICU plead to get photographs — however too late. In the meantime, they take up house wanted for life-saving surgical procedures. NYC attorneys: If optimistic, the unvaccinated ought to self-isolate so others of us can get on with our lives, take pleasure in eating places, journey, attend concert events, exit, hug pals, household and apply much-needed salve to our collective melancholy.
Ideas for foodies
Whereas NYC’s eating places are shutting down, Higher East Aspect weekly “Our City” columnist Arlene Kayatt and I uncovered a few of our quirkier-named eateries.
Like Barking Canine. The hounds dine outdoors accompanied by a paying human — 15 tables, 60 seats and some wee-wee pads. Popeyes is known as for the detective character in 1971’s movie “The French Connection.” Jacques Brasserie does three cheeses for $23. At co-owned Munchies Korner they’re $22. There’s additionally Beetle Home, World Grasshopper, Filth Sweet, Paulie Gee’s Slice Store and Blind Barber.
One other’s Nude Eating. I haven’t but tried the meals — however who cares.
Now hear’s this
Tune me in Sunday 1 to 2 p.m., WABC radio, 770 on the AM dial. My visitors are Candace Bushnell and Diane von Furstenberg.
One native eatery focuses on a brand new weight loss plan drink. Two elements Scotch, one half Metrecal. Good lunch and also you do away with 5 kilos — plus your driver’s license.
Solely in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
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