New York's psychics answer some of The Post's readers' questions about 2022.
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Big Apple soothsayers gave the skinny on 2022 to The Post’s Dean Balsamini, who challenged the talented tellers to reveal the future on issues of critical importance to our insatiably curious readership: Will cats speak, UFOs, and the Jets.
Post: UFOs: When will they land, what will the aliens look like, and will they want to eat us?
Highbridge, Bronx clairvoyant Yolanda Shoshana: UFOs will land in Times Square in November, around Thanksgiving. The UFOs will resemble a Krispy Kreme doughnut… The invaders aren’t going to eat us, but do plan on setting phasers to ‘pig out’ for some family style at Carmine’s.
Post: My computer talks to me in English, but my cat doesn’t. Will she finally get the hang of it?
Shoshana: “Absolutely not. The cat is a being of its own and will talk to you if it’s ever ready. You may have to learn the language of your cat. It’s not a matter of her getting the hang of it. The cat is the one in control.”
Post: Inflation: by year’s end, which of these items will be the most expensive? A bagel with lox; a 12-ounce bottle of maple syrup, a 2022 Chevrolet Spark?
Shoshana: A bagel and lox at a luxury hotel will give that Spark a run for its money — but you will still need to bank a few more bucks for the wheels.
Post: Will Meghan Markle go for the hat trick?
Shoshana: No more babies. Her shop is closed. She’s ready to get back to work in the entertainment business. I see her producing something other than children.”
Post: Will Natalie Wood’s murder be solved?
Soho clairvoyant Elaine Nicholas, 73: They couldn’t find out the first or third or fifth year. They’re not going to find out now.
Post: Will Princes William and Harry heal their royal relationship?
Nicholas: It won’t fester. They’ll talk down the road — at a big gathering. They don’t have to love each other. They just have to say hello.
Post: Which New York sports team will have the best season this year?
Shoshana:The Mets will be the toast of the town with 92 wins, but things fall apart in the playoffs. They will lose in the National League Championship Series. The Jets will stay pathetic, but win 6 games. It’s a start.
Post: Will the feds find a hidden fortune belonging to convicted socialite Ghislaine Maxwell?
West Village astrologerKaren Thorne, 76:Yes! The money will be found stashed in vaults under Gucci’s in Rome.
Post: How will Mayor Eric Adams play on Broadway?
Nicholas: New Yorkers will respect and like Mayor Adams and he will be good — and lucky.
Post: What is in store for former President Donald Trump?
Shoshana: He will make a big announcement in March. He’s on a new vegan diet and is coming out with a new vegan cookbook.
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