What’s next for de Big Bird brain after announcing he won’t run for gov

With Invoice de Blasio asserting he gained’t be working for governor, how will the ex-mayor make a dwelling? Some strategies: 

  •  Taking part in Wally the Inexperienced Monster, Crimson Sox mascot 
  • Workplace intern for AOC 
  • Mattress tester for Tempur-Pedic 
  • Sizzling-air balloon inflator 
  • Occasions Sq. Huge Hen cosplayer 
  • Zookeeper (however not allowed in groundhog exhibit) 
  • Stretching coach on the Prospect Park Y 
  • Horse carriage driver 
  • Actuality present concept: Buddy highway journey with former governor Andrew Cuomo 
  • Agent of the Metropolis 
  • Opening up his personal marijuana store: Toke of Two Cities

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