Why no one should date Kanye West

No approach, Kanye!

Opposite to the “Eazy” rapper’s cringey assertion that the entire Web page Six workplace “would die to go on a date” with him amid his unhinged rants in opposition to ex Kim Kardashian, 41, her new beau Pete Davidson, 28, and Ye’s former buddy Child Cudi, 38 — the division is as a substitute alive with the sound of “Nah, we’re good” booming from the depths of every staffer’s soul. 

West, 44, who on Monday formally ended his two-month fling with actress Julia Fox, 32, fired social media slings at Web page Six over the weekend, demanding the publication “cease utilizing dangerous pictures” of him in a since-deleted Instagram caption.

And the freshly single singer concluded his tirade by suggesting that the outlet’s writers had been all determined for an evening in town with him. 

However, more likely to nobody’s shock, the “Monster” emcee is unfortunately mistaken. 

West and Fox broke up Monday, just hours after the rapper accused PageSix staffers of wanting to date him.
West and Fox broke up Monday, simply hours after the rapper accused Web page Six staffers of wanting up to now him.
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The truth is, listed here are a number of explanation why the women of the New York Submit would eagerly swipe left on a date with Mr. West. 

Kim-fatuation

It doesn’t take a “Jeen-yuhs” to establish that West continues to be hopelessly in love with Kardashian, regardless of the Skims creator’s public indifference to his repeated and shameless makes an attempt to woo her again since she filed for divorce final February. The “Runaway” rapper even despatched his ex a pickup truck filled with pink roses for Valentine’s Day Monday. And whereas a slew of well-meaning ladies is likely to be prepared to go on a date with a married and emotionally unavailable man, we're not. 

Kanye claimed in this now-deleted Instagram post that the whole Page Six office "would die to go on a date" with him.
Kanye claimed on this now-deleted Instagram submit that the entire Web page Six workplace “would die to go on a date” with him.

Give it up, for ‘Pete’s’ sake

Though Kardashian could perpetually maintain the keys to West’s coronary heart, he can’t appear to get sufficient of Davidson. And whereas dangling on the “Reward God” rhymer’s arm at an unique soirée within the hottest of high fashion does sound tempting, think about how disenchanted the night time will change into the second West logs onto Twitter and begins blasting the “SNL” comic for romancing Kardashian. Sorry Ye, however twiddling our thumbs and making small speak together with your safety guards when you angry-tweet at “Skete” — his shady nickname for Davidson — seems like the other of an excellent time. 

We’re with Snoop

West’s designation as a trend trendsetter however, he’s undoubtedly suffered a number of fashion missteps. And, identical to his pal Snoop Dogg, The Submit crew is just not turned on by the “motherf- -king large ass area boots” the “Donda” lyricist has been sporting nonstop. Snoop, 50, playfully slammed West’s clunky $2,500 kicks throughout a pre-Tremendous Bowl interview with DJ Whoo Child. And, talking of the Tremendous Bowl, West took a digital beating for the ill-received ski masks he wore to the massive sport Sunday. Kanye, if we wished up to now Jason Voorhees, we’d go for the actual deal.  

Say what, Ye? 

All of us have a restricted period of time on this Earth. And nobody right here is prepared to waste a complete night feigning curiosity in West’s wannabe deep, perpetually unbridled ramblings. Whereas he could make a coherent level each as soon as in a blue moon, the vitality that it might take to take heed to a Kanye-versation, which he’d possible begin with one thing like “Ketchup is just not pink; it’s the colour of horn smoke,” is just not value exerting. 

What about your folks?

Rubbing elbows with Hollywood royals reminiscent of Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Kylie Jenner and Taylor Swift can be an excellent first date. Unhealthy information is, West has burned bridges with each certainly one of them. So, if relationship him means we’d be subjected to his repeated makes an attempt at Kim Okay’s coronary heart, unprovoked broadsides in opposition to Davidson, long-winded speeches and questionable clothes decisions, all with out the possibility of assembly Beyoncé, we’ll go.  

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