New York is a hell of a town – and state, thanks to corrupt officials

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New York, New York. Hell of a city. How about hell of a state?

Corruption? Indictment? Marketing campaign finance fraud? Federal probe? Charged with bribery, falsification of data? Arrested by the FBI? By way of officers, are we not the best — or what?

Till yesterday, politician, former developer, former state Sen. Brian Benjamin who simply resigned was trying to be re-elected our lieutenant governor. Neglect it. Higher but, shove it. The man flunked math. His life story ought to start “As soon as upon against the law . . .”

Lawyer Stanley Schlein, accustomed to the gamers, the parolees and perhaps even a cage of the Albany mice, says: “He has to know this has occurred earlier than in authorities. If you happen to’re corrupt, at the very least be clever. To be or to not be a criminal is one factor. However to be silly is unforgivable.”

So what occurs to this man now, title nonetheless on the poll?

“Three choices. All start with ‘D.’ Declination, disqualification or demise. One is disqualify by relocating exterior New York. Like transfer away someplace. He can go for a letter to the Board of Elections for permission to go away the state. They then change him on the poll.”

For certain, state execs aren’t hustling at hand lyin’ Brian one other appointment — like perhaps making him a decide or something. Think about a felon saying to him, “Your Honor No. 4599756B . . .”

That’s the fallout politically — however legally? Que pasa with our alleged sticky finger former lieutenant governor legally? Who is aware of? Possibly dinner with Cuomo.

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In reel time

THOSE Oscar one-namers keep busy. Cumberbatch is doing a Roald Dahl factor referred to as “The Great Story of Henry Sugar””. . . Aunjanue’s grabbed some thriller sequence, which is called “61st Road” . . . Javier will get to play a ruling monarch in Disney’s “Little Mermaid””— a step up socially from taking part in a dishonest bandleader . . . The Hollywood Reporter experiences Kristen goes into “Crimes of the Future,” a thriller… Ariana’s subsequent is “Kraven the Hunter.””I don’t know what that's. Doesn’t sound like all Spielberg musical.

Denzel Washington
Denzel Washington will produce August Wilson’s play “The Piano Lesson”.
AP/Nell Redmond

J.Okay. Simmons is all the time in one thing. I don’t know what, however he positively works greater than Kamala. Nicole’s lined up an “Aquaman” sequel . . .…About Will Smith, who is aware of. Even he doesn’t know. Possibly a boxing glove industrial . . . Judi’s doing “Allelujah,” a BBC film that was a play . . .…Denzel will produce August Wilson’s play “The Piano Lesson” for the massive display. Will Smith would possibly even make time for a observe session.

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She’s a Florida ‘Rose’

JACQUELINE Bisset was selling her movie “Loren and Rose” on the Sarasota Movie Competition, which who knew they even had.

Her home cellphone didn’t work. Her cellphone didn’t reply. OK. So she calls me. “I reside within the canyon. The robust wind killed off our present. Generally we've no lights, no scorching water.” OK.

So the place’s her movie taking part in? “No place but. It’s an indie. The director’s a younger first-time filmmaker who doesn’t have a distributor and appears in no hurry to search out one.” OK.

Jacqueline Bisset
Jacqueline Bisset poses in the course of the Closing Evening screening of “Loren & Rose” as a part of the twenty fourth annual Sarasota Movie Competition on Apr. 9, 2022.
Getty Photos for The Sarasota Movie Competition)

And the way did she make it via the pandemic? “I’m sensible. I like working. I work steadily. I did a French language movie, restore my very own roof, do benchwork, change tiles, wash my very own automobile. I prepare dinner so much. I muddle round.” OK.

And the place’s she hold her awards and honors? “England.” Since she is English, I presume she has a house in England? “No. I simply hold my issues there.” OK.

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UPSTATE courtroom. Prisoner: “I'm 100% harmless.””Decide: “Do you not have witnesses on this case?””Prisoner: “No. Who would take a witness alongside once you’re committing a theft?”

Solely in Albany, children, solely in Albany.

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