Former Gov. Andrew Cuomo talking at Buffalo's True Bethel Baptist Church on Might 22, 2022.
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Who pays the Buffalo invoice?
Sunday Andrew Cuomo made a speech in Buffalo. You examine that.
He flew by non-public jet so possibly his struggle chest sprang for the flight. You didn’t examine that.
Instantly afterward he headed to a seaside. You didn’t examine that.
His jet’s tail quantity N26VJ left White Plains 6:45 a.m., landed Buffalo 7:51. He spoke in a church, didn't hand out the meals afterward or say the place he’s residing. Perhaps the attic at Hut Hochul? He then took off 9:40 for Martha’s Winery. You didn’t examine that.
Now, about LI’s gerrymandering poop. Newly drawn strains simply erased average Democratic pols who instantly misplaced their seats. Quickly pawing round these districts will solely be lefties whose vehicles gained’t even flip proper.
A head mule accountable is Sean Patrick Maloney. Albany mouths hope this progressive jackass clumps into the Political Witness Safety Program. At the least there he can bray on three bales of hay a day.
The yr of booze & the Babe
Precisely as abortion started wrangling our Supreme Courtroom, I used to be despatched a guide detailing 1930’s Might month reporting: “Supreme Courtroom guidelines shopping for liquor doesn't violate the Structure.”
The guide mentioned 1930 introduced different firsts: Mickey Mouse cartoon, radar, air service’s jet engine, unemployment census, frozen meals, Mount Rushmore’s carving, planet Pluto’s discovery, Germany banning Oscar winner “All Quiet on the Western Entrance,” Chrysler Constructing accomplished and the Yankees’ Babe Ruth earned an astronomical $80,000 a yr.
Additionally: Hoover was president. Life expectancy, 59. Gasoline 10 cents a gallon, milk 56 cents, espresso 46 cents, dozen eggs 15 cents, bread 9 cents, first-class stamp 2 cents, cake 20 cents, film 25 cents. Automobile $610, hire $15 a month, Schiaparelli gown $10, home $7,146. And Neil Armstrong, Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Robert Wagner, Sean Connery, Clint Eastwood received born.
Oddities
Eccentricities: Diana gave Duchess of York foot warts. Michelle Pfeiffer: “A man with loafers ruins a horny man for me.”
Tara Lipinski reportedly wouldn’t skate with out carrying assorted rings. Oliver Wendell Holmes used potatoes and chestnuts to keep off rheumatism.
Brad Pitt as soon as dreamt of everybody utilizing his toothbrush. Salman Rushdie’s automobile, so closely armored, practically sunk in a parking subject. Prince William as soon as itched to be in a comedy written by Kenneth Branagh.
B’manner banter
To lure audiences again into legit theaters, some casts even trot again out after the curtain’s down. They inform tales, chat, burble. If this pulls backsides into the present to start with, who is aware of. I solely realize it retains them inside longer.
These days it’s Give My Remarks to Broadway.
A couple of drinks in a bar and this man mumbles to himself: “I’m a no person. No person’s excellent. Due to this fact I’m excellent.”
Solely in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
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