Curaçao welcomes a new ‘Sandals 2.0’ resort — the brand’s 16th

If the shoe suits … come rejoice Sandals’ suite 16!

Thoughts you, the festivities aren’t for the all-inclusive resort chain’s age (it’s now a fortysomething in that division), however for the scale of its ever-growing litter within the Caribbean and the Bahamas.

Sandals Royal Curaçao, which hard-opened on June 1 (a tad fashionably late, thanks very a lot provide chain), was born contained in the island’s Santa Barbara Property the place a Hyatt as soon as dwelled (later, gator).

This previous weekend — graced by the likes of DJ Menasa, the Blue Man Group, sexy-phonist extraordinaire Nelson Braveheart and violinists CJ Opus and Clari Montero — guests and brass alike went Dutch to a tropical celebration thrown in its honor on the beachy alumnus of the now-dissolved Netherlands Antilles.

Sitting fairly within the Caribbean’s Deep South, SRC is the model’s first property to open in 5 years as a part of its “2.0” enlargement.

To not be all cringingly clickbait-y about issues, however let’s simply go proper forward and unleash the listicle. Right here’s easy methods to strive on Sandals No. 16 in as some ways.

Purchase the numbers

Exterior of the shore the property abuts.
The host boasts numerous coast.
Sandals Royal Curaçao

Sandals’ latest resort doesn’t draw back from quantity flexing, providing 351 rooms and suites in 24 classes, occupying 44 waterfront acres of “Hyatt who?” turf, and all of it sitting inside 3,000 acres of the cedilla-flaunting island’s famed Santa Barbara Property. When you should, ugh, there’s a 38,000-square-foot assembly and conference area, the biggest on the island.

Bon bini to Cura-chow

The fresh-faced place additionally has 11 eating ops (together with three meals vehicles) and, extra importantly, a baker’s dozen of bars. Dushi bida!

In aircraft web site

Dying for extra digits? Right here’s a enjoyable one: Royal Curaçao is just 15 miles from the airport. There aren't any ride-sharing providers on the island (they do, nevertheless, have loads of taxis) so be at liberty to half-marathon it from Hato Int’l. By the way in which, the island enjoys nonstop service from NYC, Charlotte and Miami.

Put on it’s at

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Exterior shot of wedding managers at the resort.

Would-be brides are at risk of being out-styled by Sandals' marriage ceremony managers.
Exterior of a cocktail waitress at the resort.

A Caribbean-blue cocktail server seemingly rises from the ocean like a mermaid.
Exterior shot featuring an evening butler.

You will discover nary an empty jacket pocket on the resort's dapper butlers.

When you’re a fellow journey geek, you’ll be over the moon to study that this recent new Sandals is using the stagecraft of award-winning “father of vogue week” Stan Herman for all of its staffers’ unis — from the concierges and restaurant crews, to the butlers and occasions managers and everybody in between. Suppose a great deal of pocket squares, sun-washed colours, ruffled shirts and customized “S” pins. We stan Stan.

Desk manners

SRC has a spa. It’s referred to as Purple Lane. By no means been touched by the Dutch? Ebook now, thank us later.

Solar energy

Sunrises are for chumps. SRC is a West-facing resort so magnificent sunsets up the yin-yang await.

Mini me

Exterior of a Mini Cooper at the resort.
Wheels of fortune: Curaçao’s roads have enjoyable, very soiled sounding names like Jan Donker and Kaya Semikok. Trip them in type with a complimentary Beemer.
Sandals Royal Curaçao

You rang? Visitors staying within the Awa Seaside Butler Bungalows and Kurason Island Poolside Butler Bungalows is not going to solely have stated stewards, but additionally personal swimming pools and entry to BMW Mini Coopers to mob across the island. German vacationers? Not everybody’s cup of tea. German engineering? Everybody’s cuppa!

Off-site’s on level

Many Caribbean resorts basically attempt to maintain you captive on their property for security (and spending) functions — and infrequently for good motive; there could be numerous unpleasantness out in them thar tropics. However SRC as a substitute encourages you to take a feasting discipline journey, partnering with as much as eight off-site eating places as a part of their “Island Inclusive” program. Ebook seven nights in a butler suite they usually’ll present you a $250 restaurant voucher to make use of out in the actual world.

Barkeep, get me a pool — and make it a double, with a splash of splash

The resort's two-deck infinity pool.
We see your infinity and lift you an infinity, says the Dos Awa bi-level pool.
Sandals Royal Curaçao

You don’t want a level in discrete arithmetic to know that 2 infinities is > 1. Royal Curaçao’s bi-level infinity pool proves it, QED.

Baller transfer

A dish of bitterballen.
These fried meat-filled snacks are sphered, paired with beers, get used to it.
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One phrase (though it feels like just a few extra): Bitterballen.

Cosmetic surgery

It’s a web optimistic! Sandals Resorts Worldwide’s philanthropic arm, the Sandals Basis, is teaming up with the Netherlands’ AFC Ajax crew to launch Future Objectivesa program that turns fishing nets sourced from the ocean and recycled plastic waste into soccer targets for the kiddos.

Consideration span

Exterior of pedestrians on Queen Emma Bridge.
Willemstad’s floating bridge could be very a lot a mover and a shaker — take that Golden Gate!
AFP by way of Getty Photographs

You’re solely seven miles from Willemstad which, positive, is a UNESCO World Heritage Web site in its personal proper, however extra awesomely has a cool pontoon bridge that swings open on a hinge when boats must go by way of.

After three years, carnival is again, child!

Nevertheless, sadly, this 12 months’s post-quarantine comeback fest is already over, however there’s all the time subsequent 12 months (one hopes!). When you don’t come dwelling from a Caribbean-based carnival with at the very least a gentle concussion, you probably did it incorrect. Belief me on this, I’m knowledgeable.

PADI cake

Curaçao has greater than 5 dozen dive websites take an easy-breezy 3-hour scuba course onsite at its Aqua Middle and head underneath da sea, day of, for $120/pp. Or, take it up a notch and go the $480/pp totally licensed PADI Open Water Diver (OWD) route, a part of which you'll be able to “e-learn” forward of the journey prematurely.

Grownup swim

Due to a sure ruling by a sure highest courtroom in our land, Sandals staying true to its cherished adults-only coverage at Royal Curaçao has by no means been extra well timed.

Foot the invoice

All-inclusive charges from $341 per particular person, per night time? Curaçao, Cura-sold, Sandals!

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