Election Day 2022 is proving to be a ballot boxing match

Early voters casting their ballots in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn on October 29, 2022.
James Keivom for New York Put up

It’s a poll boxing match

Election Day. The issue is, somebody wins.

A brand new 2023 rule — established resulting from our present chief — is that each one future electees should not less than be capable to perceive English.

As our Godblessus nation careens towards voting cubicles right this moment, know that the Supreme Court docket — of their Supremeness — simply voted that it's immoral to clone a human being. Until, after all, the particular person’s a serious contributor.

And to the winners: In case of a nationwide emergency, it should be completely important that we pull Kamala away from watching “Wheel of Fortune.”

With all of the vote gathering, speeches, debates and fund-raising, we are actually down to a few courses: the haves, have-nots and the have-not-yet-paid-for haves.

Successful Republicans say there’s a recession in 2023. Shedding Democrats say — “Yeah, however solely within the first 4 quarters.”

America. Biggest nation on Earth. Biggest nation God ever created. By no means could we turn out to be agitated by the fever of Putin. Our Washington officers have already put plane carriers, fight Marines, Alan Alda and the complete solid of “MASH” on full alert.

Being now multiracial, multireligious, multi-patriotic, multi-international, our electors should study to commit time to international affairs — like dealing with the Iraq drawback, which is now again to Attila the Hun.

And no slicing corners domestically. Even little stuff. Like well being care, training, the surroundings, droughts, floods, hurricanes, the recession, infrastructure, oil, coal, gasoline, poverty, Hunter Biden, the Center East, local weather change, moonwalks, condos for the homeless, plus a well being aide so Casper the present White Home ghost can find the john.

The issue with Election Day is that any person has to win.

James Keivom for New York Put up

Though we're all busy and would possibly neglect issues — like, as an illustration, New York’s present mayor — and should his tripe enhance — on this present day allow us to honor our very first electee. George Washington. His wage — $25,000. Plenty of which he blew on booze. So what. He had the entire Potomac for a chaser.

With right this moment’s voting, allow us to not work in opposition to the lifetime positions of Mitch McConnell and Dianne Feinstein. No person cares if their concept of weightlifting is standing up. No person cares in the event that they name Biden “child.” These pols knew Thomas Jefferson personally. Have respect.

Listen. Not all who search energy are at all times good. Julius Caesar? Knocked off not by a awful tally of ballots however by his shut buddy? And his whispered final phrases to Brutus? “This implies you’re out of the Christmas get together.”

It doesn't matter what particular person, aspect or perception wins, could all of us come collectively. All for one and one for all. E pluribus unum. Let each American be grateful that our president lastly bought one thing he actually wished — regularity.

When Joe Burden lastly broadcasts he'll NOT run (nor stroll rapidly) for president once more — comedy writers the world over will demand a recount. There's already a rumor he’s prepped his farewell speech. An extended one. He’s onto his third field of crayons.

So God Bless america of America — land of the free, residence of the craven — and Hunter’s accountants.