Nothing says NYC more than the NY Post

The New York Put up celebrates its 221st birthday on Nov. 16, 2022.
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I’m a New Yorker. Born in New York. Reared in New York. Educated in New York. Mother and father from New York. Grandparents immigrated to New York. I dwell in New York. Even my canine’s a Yorkie. The Dutch who purchased us for what gasoline prices now didn’t love New York extra. And I, Madam Adams, started within the New York Put up again even earlier than Miss Liberty moved in.

The USA’s oldest constantly printed newspaper. Right now is the New York Put up’s 221st birthday. Based Nov. 16, 1801, by Alexander Hamilton. So fie on infidels who want us sick. Let’s don’t let no person knock the NYPost — definitely NOT some unknown Saran Wrap known as Semafor (SemaBore?), an toddler handout which simply knocked us.

Final weekend, it wrote that The God Bless Us New York Put up now not loves New York sufficient. Down, boy. Statue of Liberty, Freedom Tower, Instances Sq., Broadway, Madison Sq. Backyard, Central Park, Bronx Zoo, Diamond Middle, Wall Road, St. Pat’s, Music Corridor. I imply, please.

We — the New York Put up — are one of many USA’s largest digital manufacturers. We love New York a lot we’d like New Yorkers to be secure when using the subway. And your Saran Wrap pees that we focus an excessive amount of on NYC crime?

The New York Put up is nation’s oldest constantly printed newspaper.

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Nothing’s extra New York than the New York Put up. Largest metro newsroom, biggest New York sports activities protection, scrumptious gossip. Loving New York massively, we don’t love New York sufficient? We’re extra New York than ever.

We additionally know your whoevers held quickie jobs within the assorted Politico, Day by day Beast, Enterprise Insider and BuzzFeed. One in all you solely turned well-known for knowingly publishing a totally faux file on D. Trump for a click on. Nice. Preserve the references. Good handy our editor-in-chief to your subsequent interview. Don’t be hopeful!

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Now, to our editor-in-chief. I defend him regardless of his not sanctioning the increase civilization is aware of I deserve. You knock him as a Brit-born immigrant who apparently telephones it in from London. The person appreciates his delivery nation however he’s mad about New York. Loves loves New York. He’s eaten in each restaurant this aspect of Guam. Schlepped his household to see Bear Mountain which not even a bear’s visited for the reason that Ice Age. Fie on cricket and rugby, he’s a Yankee Stadium common.

The Put up even endorsed the mayor, whom I think about a temp and whose identify I've briefly forgotten. Be grateful to The Put up for that, they did it out of affection for town. In the event that they left it to me, which they received’t, I'd see that his disappearance was everlasting.

Pay attention, see the large newspaper piles every morning. See them nonetheless there at night time with the entire New York Put up stack gone. Florida? They’re studying us within the hurricane. California? With their morning capsules comes the New York Put up.

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One factor Saran Wrap obtained proper is that our newspaper has turned from popcorn right into a nationwide political drive. The New York Put up almost doubled its earnings in 2022. This influential voice grabbed 198 million customers in June 2022 in comparison with 123 mil the earlier 12 months.

So to this new Saran Wrap factor that knocked us? Calm down. Relax. We all know the sport is Hit the Largest Greenhouse.

The Put up is among the largest digital manufacturers in not solely NY — the however the complete US.

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We all know who you might be. We all know who fed the data. We all know a few of you could weasel again to try to signal on right here.

We all know.