Zoe Saldana arrives for the premiere of "Avatar: The Means of Water" on the Dolby Theater in Hollywood, California, on Dec. 12, 2022.
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A sequel or sequins?
“Avatar: The Means of Water” swims into theaters this week — 13 years after the primary one.
Zoe Saldana, Sam Worthington, Sigourney Weaver, who now performs age 14. This water’s possibly the fountain of youth.
Sigourney: “It was an immersive expertise. We realized the way to free dive. I obtained to carry my breath 6 ¹/₂ minutes. It’s about household. There’s a lot to absorb you have to see it greater than as soon as.”
Yeah? Please. Many individuals I do know don’t even wish to see their household for espresso.
Director James Cameron: “You’ll love this film. And in case you don’t like 3D, go see it in 2D.”
Yeah? Please. You’ll want a brand new bladder. The factor’s 3 hours and 12 minutes.
Really feel like your spending your hard-earned singles in one other method?
The vacations could be all huggy and kissy. So, anybody get too frisky with stripper Maine Anders?
“I’ve had my time with that. I’m not afraid to slap a hand or throw somebody out.
“Moreover the no-hands coverage, it’s women who act up. I’m like, ‘Can’t contact, woman.’ They get loopy with, ‘Hey, all of us obtained the identical physique components’ factor so what’s a bit of spank or pat on the booty?’ And I’m, like, ‘OK, relax.’ ”
The place’s she shaking it these nights?
“Bathtub Gin in Chelsea. Coby Membership. Additionally Chelsea. Home of Sure. That’s Bushwick. Cape Cod it’s the Mack ballroom. And, hear, there’s now additionally a burlesque pageant in Mormon Utah.
“Honey, we’re simply spraying everybody with glitter sparkles.”
Excessive-class, low-class, Zero class
ZERO Bond. The skin’s nothing. The road’s nothing. The within’s one thing. Into this Disney fantasy got here clients schlepping backpacks.
Worker: “Many who come have perspective. They assume they’re one thing. Most are nothing. However Jeff Bezos the opposite night time was easy, quiet, well mannered.”
Our temp mayor Eric the Nice’s dinner is in one of many quieter rooms?
“No. He prefers to strut round downstairs so all people can see him.”
Meals, nice. Service, nice. Eric, not so nice.
Mind testers
AND the brand new Inquisition sport touring round events:
Q: How lengthy did the Hundred Years Battle final?
A: 116 years, 1337 to 1453
Q: What nation makes Panama hats?
A: Ecuador
Q: What’s a camel-hair brush fabricated from?
A: Squirrel fur
Q: What’s King George VI’s first title?
A: Albert
Q: The place are Chinese language gooseberries from?
A: New Zealand
Spot a UFO?
SHIRLEY MacLaine on substantiating a UFO in case you assume you’ve seen one: Name somebody close by. Have that particular person additionally see it, find it and ensure it. Name one more particular person in one other barely distant space. This gives triangulation and estimated measurement. Observe the placement and path it's touring. For later comparability, write an outline of what you noticed.
Nice style
AND the completely classiest restaurant on the town. Scarpetta. Just like the outdated days. Managers and waitstaff in fits and ties. Prospects well-dressed — not in T-shirts. Males in jackets, ties. Meals glorious, service glorious. You’ll adore it.
JOE Biden’s vacation current to pals on this particular metropolis — which is the capital of the world. His new ebook. Title: “Why I Imagine in God — and Vice Versa.”
Solely in New York, youngsters, solely in New York.
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